30 rock dating quotes
Based on her time working at Saturday Night Live, Fey’s celebrated comedic masterpiece has been nominated for 97 Emmys during its seven-year run and the final episode will air on NBC this Thursday at 8 p.m. To say goodbye to 30 Rock and the woman who taught us all about working on our night cheese, we collected our favorite Liz Lemon quotes over the past seven seasons. Like that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak.” (Episode 6.10, “Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky”) 21.
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Sometimes a place is so special to you, it feels like it couldn't possibly continue after you're gone. I hate to bail, but I've been asked to do a commercial for the Boys and Girls Club of America, and I just can't turn down community service. This message is coming to you either from beyond the grave or because I am in the grip of insanity.
After I left Kentucky Mountain Bible College, it still kept going. Because if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard. The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things; the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas. The purpose of these DVDs is to educate and guide you through life in my absence. The Donaghys originally come from Ireland's little-known County Steve, where historically we were whiskey testers in goblins. I won the Avery Blaine Handsomeness scholarship to Princeton, and then attended Harvard Business School, where I was voted Most. I was the first person ever to say "I need a vacation from this vacation." The song "You're So Vain" was in fact written..me.
It's like when Adrian Brody kissed Halle Barry at the Oscars.
has shown that a sitcom about the entertainment industry isn't all inside baseball.
I spent the past few weeks culling through my favorites to come up 100 of the very best lines—from the weird to the wonderful to the wonderfully weird.
First, [Kenneth], I need you to go to the dry cleaners for me and find out how martinizing works. Then I need you to be back by noon to make the bathroom smell like sandalwood before I wreck it.
I don't know, but I have the entire liberal-media establishment at my disposal. Aw, let's see, that company running the bike tour in South Carolina says no singles.
The only rule: Each of the entries had to work as a standalone quote, sans context, which in most cases, made them even funnier.
Relive some of the best "Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets." —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 1"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." —Jack, Season 1, Episode 3"So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 4"No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama." —Liz, Season 1, Episode 5"You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan.
And if you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop so don't even try it." —Liz, Season 1, Episode 11"Lemon, I would like to teach you something.